I'm NOT A Survivor.

I was watching the show "Sole Survivor" the other day on Discovery or Animal Planet. And by "the other day", I mean a month or two ago. Anyways. It was really interesting to see how these people survived. And if you've never seen that show, it basically takes these people who were the sole survivor of some big accident and it has them and specialists talk about how they survived and blah blah blah. Well the first guy to come on was the sole survivor of a plane crash.

Just so you know, I'm afraid of riding in airplanes after seeing Final Destination. This just freaked me out even more. At least now I know I've never survive. Everything he did was the opposite of what I would have done. Allow me to show you. All of my thoughts will be in purple.

First, after the plane crashed he started walking away from the wreck into the forest.

Wow that's dumb. He should stay with the plane if he wants to be found. I remember seeing that on some children's show about getting lost. Just stay where you are. Someone will find you.

Then the plane exploded.

:|

He continued on into the forest, a giant ball of flames. Soon he came upon a lake.

YOU'RE ON FIRE! JUMP INTO THE LAKE!

Man does not jump into lake. His fire goes out some other way. Scientist lady comes on and talks about how you should not go jumping around in lakes after being on fire.

:|

Man finds tarp and picks it up, even though he has clumps of skin falling off and it hurts to feel things. (Kyle just ran down the street again.)

The only thing I remember thinking from here was that I'd never be able to do that because I'd think it's damage my skin. And it'd hurt.

So then ANOTHER specialist comes on and is all "that tarp saved his life. Blah blah blah."

So by now I've died about ten times. Not to mention the lady who was stuff under a locker after an avalanche and lived on snow and mud for almost a week. Or two. After that day I never saw another episode. Not on purpose, because as I said before it was very interesting, it just hasn't been on while I'm watching. I'm trying to adjust my TV schedule so that when breaks from school come I can watch Psych and Adventure Time. Even though Hulu is great since I can watch Pushing Daisies now too. I keep forgetting that I actually have a working computer I can use now. Even though I'm on it RIGHT NOW staring at it's beautiful self.