Juice boxes are awesome, but often are filled with a less than satisfactory amount of juice. Which is DUMB. You are, at first, so excited to get a juice box. Oh, the joy! Contained in such a small package! Always filled with multiple fruits, such as apples, pears, and strawberries.
You grasp up the sweet prize, planning to enjoy every drop when...
It's empty. You're heart is broken as the disappointment sinks in.
You go to grab another only to discover that you are left with unacceptable replacements.
Rest in peace, dear Juice Box. ♥
2 comments:
Good Hyperbole and a Half attempt. You made me laugh.
I love juiceboxes. I've always dreamed that someday someone would give me a giant one.
If I did have a Christmas list, that would be the only thing on it.
Lindsey, we already went through this... YOU HAVE A CHRISTMAS LIST!! And now I know what number one is. (:
And thanks xD This happened to me today and I felt like using paint, so I was all "Allie Brosh! :D"
And it went from there. (:
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